Let’s face it, in some way we can all relate to Fat Amy. Yeah, no…don’t put me down for cardio. Story of my life. Her quirky one-liners, odd mannerisms and deadpan delivery are comic gold – And she pretty much stole the show in Pitch Perfect. Check out some of our favorite “Fat Amy” quotes below.
AUBREY: What are you doing?
FAT AMY: I’m doing horizontal running.
FAT AMY: I can sing, but I’m also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground. It’s a lot of floor work.
AUBREY: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.
BECA: Why cardio?
FAT AMY: Yeah, no don’t put me down for cardio
FAT AMY: Crushed it.
AUBREY: You call yourself Fat Amy?
FAT AMY: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.
FAT AMY: I’ve been shot…I’VE JUST BEEN SHOT!
FAT AMY: I thought of a new name, for um…this hairstyle. It’s called the Orthodox Jew Ponytail. Because it’s very reserved at the front…but party in the back.
JEWISH STUDENT: Shalom!
FAT AMY: That’s not a real word, but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There.
CHLOE: I have nodes.
FAT AMY: Well at least it’s not herpes. Or do you have that as well?
FAT AMY: Acapella out of sock puppets? Genius!
BUMPER: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
FAT AMY: Well… sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.
FAT AMY: Excuse me b*tch, you don’t need to shout.
FAT AMY: Whoomp. There…it…is……
FAT AMY: Vertical running! I’m vertical running!
FAT AMY: Oh Chloe…Don’t worry. It’s just God punishing you because you’re a ginger.
FAT AMY: I’m the best singer in Tazmania. With teeth.
FAT AMY: I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
AUBREY: How much have you done?
FAT AMY: You just saw it….
FAT AMY: Guys, there’s going to be some haters out there. They’re going to look at us, Team USA, and be like, ‘why is the most talented one Australian?’
FAT AMY: Um….I’m pretty sure I’m the hot one.
BUMPER: Boo! I’m just kidding! Would you like to have sex later?
FAT AMY: No! (winks)
BUMPER: Ok, you said no but you winked. So that’s a no then?
FAT AMY: 100% no! (winks again)
